magebird:

corpseheiress:

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

(Source: cefalopod, via supnikita)

peonymoonflower:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan antagonist

Nailed it

(via my--procrastination)

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

(via my--procrastination)

flrebender:

DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY

(via punk-ass-barakat)

dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

(via the-disney-life)

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(Source: antiswearing, via trouserweasel)

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  1. magebird:

    corpseheiress:

    If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

    For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

    (Source: cefalopod, via supnikita)

     


  2. peonymoonflower:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    lunar-bunnie:

    my

    image

    don’t want 

    image

    unless you’ve got

    image

    image

    my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan antagonist

    Nailed it

    (via my--procrastination)

     

  3. gangtheway:

    tag your fucking spoilers

    (Source: thewhatever, via lohanthony)

     

  4. striderbeegood:

    ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

    (Source: snowqueenelsa, via my--procrastination)

     


  5. cooldragonboy4000:

    i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

    image

    so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

    image

    i am suing dominos and i hate america 

    (via my--procrastination)

     


  6. flrebender:

    DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY

    (via punk-ass-barakat)

     

  7. (Source: postsecret.com, via shak1ra)

     


  8. dajo42:

    literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

    (via the-disney-life)

     

  9. lyssismore:

    Always reblog Easy A.

    (via the-disney-life)

     


  10. kardashiane:

    so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

    but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

    (Source: antiswearing, via trouserweasel)