doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco, via toodopetoexist)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via toodopetoexist)

partially-deceased-and-moregeous:

Walk up in the club like wha- haahaha no sorry I can’t do this I’m actually in my pjs eating ice cream crying over two undead boyfriends who may or may not be fictional

(via i-am-abaddone)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

image

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via slapping)

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

(via collapsed)

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  1. dont-even-stress-it:

    you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

    what am i doing in this movie

    the paycheck wasnt worth it

    i regret this decision greatly

    THATS SO FUNNY

    (Source: rooneymara, via toodopetoexist)

     


  2. doctortveit:

    things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

    • i shit you not
    • you feel me
    • no but get this
    • i’m just sayin
    • let me explain you a thing
    • and yeah

    (Source: hectorstaco, via toodopetoexist)

     

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  4. my-apollo-bars:

    in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

    (via toodopetoexist)

     


  5. dekutrickortreet:

    telapathetic:

    when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

    image

    damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

    (Source: telapathetic, via toodopetoexist)

     

  6. artofseductionlxix:

    best reply ive ever seen

    (Source: arcanex, via sunflowerfag)

     


  7. partially-deceased-and-moregeous:

    Walk up in the club like wha- haahaha no sorry I can’t do this I’m actually in my pjs eating ice cream crying over two undead boyfriends who may or may not be fictional

    (via i-am-abaddone)

     

  8. apedap:

    GOTTA GO FAST

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via toodopetoexist)

     


  9. kalikardashian:

    thelilnan:

    OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

    OKAY

    AJAX SOAP

    image

    THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

    AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

    AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

    AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

    someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

    (via slapping)

     


  10. deepthroatdemon:

    my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

    (via collapsed)